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1. (Star Wars) (4352↑, 322↓)
The epic story about the dysfuctional Skywalker family.
2. (Star Wars) (2050↑, 340↓)
Science fiction you can watch without neccessarily being a nerd.

I watched Star Wars last night and it was awesome as always. Then I went to bed and dreamt of something other than Star Wars. The next morning I went to work and didn't think about Star Wars all day. That night I went to a party and didn't talk about Star Wars once.

3. (Star Wars) (1808↑, 382↓)
1970's ground breaking space epic later reduced to "Meesaa gonna die\! Meesaa gonna die."

Star Wars would be great if it weren't for Jar Jar.

4. (star wars) (1532↑, 228↓)
The epic film series chronicling the rise, fall, and redemption of Anakin Skywalker.

Bash it all you want, it's the greatest film saga ever.

5. (Star Wars) (1239↑, 267↓)
One of the best things ever.

-Star Wars is cool ah? -Hell, yeah.

6. (Star Wars) (917↑, 234↓)
The best piece of fiction ever created by the human mind. It features the Galactic Empire, the ultimate utopian government. Rule through fear of force, countless uniform troops and star fighters, the most powerful star fleet in the history of the universe, the most organized and correct social structure, cruel and arrogant officers, absolute rule of the Emperor, and finally... the darkest, most militaristic anthem ever.... the Imperial March.

Star Wars represents the ultimate story, evil dictator and his innumerable armies vs. rag-tag rebellion. The ultimate tale of good(Jedi/Luke Skywalker) vs. pure evil(Palpatine).

7. (star wars) (613↑, 162↓)
Quite possibly the most epic collection of science fiction stories ever made, it is the brilliantly designed brainchild of creator \{George Lucas\}. Telling the tale of the evil senator palpatine's rise to power and the legacy of the Skywalker family, you are wntered into a world where numerous aliens, planets, vehicles, droids, weapons, technology, and culture of a galaxy far, far away wrap your greatest imaginations in amazement. Join Anakin, Luke,Padme,Leia,Han, and Obi-Wan, as they struggle to defeat the Sith, and restore peace to the galaxy

The Phantom Menace Attack of the Clones Episode III A New Hope The Empire Strikes Back Shadows of the Empire Return of the Jedi

8. (Star Wars) (274↑, 101↓)
Possibly the one of the greatest stories ever written. It has a total of 5 movies and 100 or so books as well as hundreds of comics, games, etc. It is often pitted against [Star Trek] in flame wars.

Let's watch Star Wars.

9. (Star Wars) (186↑, 68↓)
A great and mystical story (told in individual chapters, some long some short) that is unknown by many to be actually true.

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...

10. (Star Wars) (154↑, 37↓)
George Lucas' cinematic tribute to the "Flash Gordon" serials he loved in his childhood. Packed with references to classic films, it became hugley popular in the late seventies/early eighties, spawning five sequels and a heretofore unprecendented mountain of merchandising. Its success helped to usher in a renewed focus on the teen audience with crowd-pleasing adventures, rather than the downbeat, European-influenced films of the late sixties/early seventies.

[Jaws], [Raiders of the Lost Ark]

11. (Star Wars) (134↑, 38↓)
The most awesome sci-fi saga ever created, about an evil emperor who kills everyone but jarjar.

JarJar Binks must die\!\!\!\!

12. (Star Wars) (113↑, 22↓)
The greatest epic of our time. Often mistakenly defined as science-fiction, it actually is science fantasy. Canonically consists of six films, while there are many non-canonical books, video games, fan films, animated shorts, and more. Created by George Lucas in 1977.

Star Wars: Episode I- The Phantom Menace (1999) Star Wars: Episode II- Attack of the Clones (2002) Star Wars: Episode III- Revenge of the Sith (2005) Star Wars: Episode IV- A New Hope (1977) Star Wars: Episode V- The Empire Strikes Back (1980) Star Wars: Episode VI- Return of the Jedi (1983)

13. (star wars) (134↑, 49↓)
I just want to note that all the negative definitions about Star Wars on this site all have a lot more "thumbs down" than "thumbs up," while all the definitions that hold Star Wars in a positive manor have a lot more "thumbs up" than "thumbs down." Let me explain why this is so. Star Wars is THE GREATEST series of movies to ever exist. It beautifully combines all the genres of film that exist. The only flaw with the series is that [George Lucas] has finished the series which means Star Wars is pretty much over and we won't be able to see any more new movies.

Star Wars fucking RULES\!\!\!\!

Author: Theory's Apprentice http://star-wars.urbanup.com/1840853
14. (Star Wars) (96↑, 17↓)
The fantastic fantasy saga about the tradgedy of Darth Vader. The villian who's really the victim. Made by George Lucas. If you don't know any more about them, I suggest you have a Star Wars marathon and watch them all. Each one is amazing in their own way.

Quote Yoda-Star Wars: 'Do or do not... there is no try.' 'Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.' 'Pain, suffering, death I fear. Something terrible has happened, young Skywalker is in pain. Terrible pain\!'

Author: Jedi Master Luna http://star-wars.urbanup.com/1610967
15. (star wars) (95↑, 17↓)
A movie saga I know way to much about.

Me: Shaak Ti was slaughtered by General Grievous in a deleted seen in Star Wars Episode III on the Invisible Hand. Person: ...What?

Author: Hazardous Orgasm http://star-wars.urbanup.com/1542266
16. (star wars) (119↑, 48↓)
best movies ever. star wars owns star treck and all treckies go to hell\!

dude i watched star wars 8 times this week.

Author: vladimir botchkovski http://star-wars.urbanup.com/1587145
17. (star wars) (90↑, 30↓)
Quite possibly one of the best stories ever told. The basic story of Anakin Skywalker's fall to the Dark Side of the Force and his redemption. It used to be that no one except for true fans liked the series but now with the release of Revenge of the Sith, everyone loves it and the true fans are not unique anymore. PS. It is also said to have been ruined by Jar Jar Binks, but anyone who says that fails at life.

Man 1: Hey, did you see Star Wars Episode I one TV last night? Man 2: No f***ing way\! The Phantom Menace has that annoying Jar Jar and he makes me miss all the amazing scenes of TPM because I'm tough\! Man 1: You fail at life.

18. (star wars) (82↑, 27↓)
Let's get the record straight: There seems to be a misconception about people that love these movies and being complete fucking nerds about them. I, for one, love these movies. All 6 of them. When other people ask me "do you like star wars?" I answer "yeah". THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME A FUCKING NERD. get that through your thick goddamn skull. Nerds are the people that dress up and wait outside the theatre 6 months before the movie. Those are the people that are giving the rest of us fans a bad name. If you want to dress up like jango for halloween or for a costume party, be my guest. But if you do it for a movie premiere just don't act like a complete douche.

I like star wars and lord of the rings. Sue me.

19. (Star Wars) (81↑, 28↓)
Your classic story with the Princess, only she kicks ass without anyone's help, a hero, only he flies a hotrod starship and has a walking carpet as a sidekick, an evil sourcerer, only he carries a saber, not a magical staff, and a... Luke Skywalker... whatever the heck he is. It all has a twist of blasters, the Force, and a galaxy far far away.

I'd watch Star Wars a thousand more times, just to see Han Solo smile\!

Author: Jade Goldeneyes http://star-wars.urbanup.com/339663
20. (Star Wars) (62↑, 20↓)
A helluva sci-fi movie that contiunes to spark arguments over which movie in the series is better.

For the record, "Empire Strikes Back" kicked all their asses. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.

21. (Star Wars) (33↑, 9↓)
the greatest movie saga of all time. how good? I would choose watching Star Wars Episode 5 Empire Strikes Back over sex with Meagan Fox. But maybe I could have both...

Dude I came in my pants when i watched Star Wars last night\!

22. (Star Wars) (27↑, 9↓)
the end-all be-all of films

Is Star Wars a good movie? Which one? Nevermind. Yes.

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23. (Star Wars) (26↑, 14↓)
One of the things in which guys care about besides the 2 b's (Boobs and Beer)

"I want a robotic hand just like in Star Wars DAMN IT\!"

24. (Star Wars) (29↑, 16↓)
One of the most epic movie series ever created. The brainchild of George Lucas this series consists of two trilogies 4, 5 and 6 (the original) and 1, 2 and 3 (the new one). Only four characters remain throughout all 6 episodes, R2D2, C3PO, Anakin Skywalker and Senator Palpatine/Darth Sidious/The Emperor. The most well known characters in this series would be: Yoda, Darth Vader, R2D2, C3PO, Luke Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Star Wars is also renowned for its creation of the Lightsaber, one of the best weapons ever created, it can be used to deflect blaster bolts, cut things, kill people, seal doors and pwn everything in sight.

I said my religion on the census was Jedi, does that show you how much I love Star Wars?

Author: Julian Mark Peter Bungard http://star-wars.urbanup.com/2720566
25. (Star Wars) (27↑, 18↓)
Without a doubt the best trilogy. George Lucas really knew what he was doing way back then. I'm no nerd for star wars, but I'm judging that this is the best trilogy in years. It had heroes cause back in the 70's there would be movies with Anti heroes, And a badass villian. When I say Star Wars Episode 4 I say Star Wars 1 because its the first Star Wars of the series. No I'm not say Episode 1 or Episode 4, just Star Wars 1 or just Star Wars. The Prequal was not so great, though Episode 3 did good tying up the loose ends. Episode 2 was my least favorite cause it lacks of jedi fights and droid battle, there was like 4 or 5 battles in it. Episode 1 propably had the most let downs cause after about 16 years of no Star Wars, ppl were excited so see those credits rolling up the screen again on the Big Screen, but they didn't realised how much the movie pissed you off. So if you haven't seen the Star Wars Trilogy (The Classic Star Wars) go see them there great. You want to see the prequel (The New Star Wars) well go ahead and knock yourself out but don't expect anything perfect from Episode 2 and trust me after seeing these prequels, you well never see Darth Vader as the evil villian that would scare the shit out of you.

Star Wars review Prequels Episode 1: Not so good Episode 2: Not even better than the 1 episode Episode 3: A letter better than both of them Trilogy Episode 4: The Best Movie Ever Episode 5: The Ending will make you shit your pants Episode 6: The Best Conclusion for the Best trilogy

26. (Star Wars) (13↑, 5↓)
Star Wars is an epic film saga about two men who venture on the Heros Journey. While, Anakin's greed, fear, and need for power lead him to the dark side, his son Luke carries on the sins of his father, he helps Vader redeem himself, and helps Vader bring balance to the Force.

Star Wars is a collection of the seven greatest movies in the world (The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, The Clone Wars, Revenge of the Sith, A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi). Trekkie: Star Wars is stupid. Me: That's why it's a multibillion dollar franchise you moron. That's also why it is by far the best and most popular movie ever.

27. (Star Wars) (61↑, 55↓)
Ronald Reagan's Strategic Defense Iniative, a planned system during the cold war to prevent a nuclear attack on the United States. The system would have the ability to destroy a missle in the air before it hits Earth. That may sound good, but this program is a huge waste of money, especially after the cold war is over. Clinton made a choice to stop the system, but unfortunately Bush decided that it was necessary to make a few thousand Americans starve at the expense of a useless missle system that would be made even more useless if Bush stayed out of Iraq and ended the "war on terror" (aka War for Oil.)

A big waste of taxpayer's dollars.

28. (Star Wars) (6↑, 3↓)
the act of making out with another human being. but in code

hey, lets go watch some Star Wars ;)

Author: Mr.anonymously handsome http://star-wars.urbanup.com/5482598
29. (Star Wars) (17↑, 14↓)
Historical Event: The Space Race (sub-event of The Cold War); during the years after WW2, this began when "Sputnik" was launched by Russia. Hence, "Star Wars" because the Russians launched a star into the sky to blot out the sun and start an Ice Age (hence "The Cold War").

"Mommy, what is Star Wars?" "Shut up."

30. (Star Wars) (0↑, 1↓)
A series of Films that, over time, has appealed to generation after generation. Some argue that the newer additions to the franchise have cheapened and ruined it as a whole, its the fact that any one can put their little piece of history into it, that makes it so successful. While the story does have connectivity problems, which tends to happen when your story spans several thousand years, Its still a great story. Weather you prefer the original Star Wars, and its two sequels with Its Great Story telling aspect, and classic lines like "Its a Trap\!", The Prequel's, with the back story, dark tones, and stunning visuals (or just *sigh* Jar Jar Binks), Or, your a Fan of the 2008-2011 installment if Star Wars, The Clone wars, with Ahsoka Tano, the apprentice of the future Dark Lord, Star Wars has something for everyone. *Side note* Mostly gains attention of "non viewers" By using sexy female aliens, such as [Twi'lek]'s or [Togruta]'s to hook the viewer so he or she can watch the story. Ex. Princess Leia from ep 4-6, Padme Amidala from ep 1-3, Ahsoka Tano, Aayla Secura for the 2008-2011 Clone Wars television series, And Darth Talon, from the Legacy Era.

Guy one: Why do you watch Star Wars? Guy two: Twi'leks... Guy one:...same... Guy two: What about you? Guy three: Its the awesome plot and expanding aspect of the SW universe for me\!...and Twi'leks...

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31. (Star Wars) (2↑, 3↓)
Best Sci-Fi adventure movie to get [baked] to. The story is simple yet fun, and it is cool as balls to watch when burnin' a bowl.

Guy \#1: I watched Star Wars last night and got super toasted\! Guy \#2: Me too\! Fuckin' Jawas man, they're so goofy\!

32. (Star Wars) (53↑, 56↓)
Beautiful trilogy made by a genius. It has inspired countless video games, books, and fan fiction. Those who have not seen the trilogy yet are sinners, and should repent by watching the movies. The prequels are not Star Wars. They are bastardizations of an excellent story. They don't even make sense. How does such a pussy become the badass that is Darth Vader?

If you like the prequels better than the originals, then you are twisted bastard that would make Hitler vomit\! Shame on you George Lucas, how could kill your own work?\!

33. (Star Wars) (0↑, 4↓)
The GREATEST movie EVER made\!\!\!\! You got action, strategy, suspense, fighting, [explosions], [lightsabers], [yoda], and a little [incest]\! Wait thats not a good thing but still It's the best movie ever\!\!\!

Hey gang let's go see [Star Wars] for the tenth time today\!

34. (Star Wars) (4↑, 8↓)
Best set of movies on the entire history of film making. Set on a fictional universe.

Dude 1:Hey dude,remember that red dude from Star Wars...the guy with two lightsabers..haha..cool right? Dude 2:Yeah..cool

Author: Oh Hai I Buffed Your Floor http://star-wars.urbanup.com/5239294
35. (Star Wars) (5↑, 18↓)
A very entertaining, but Star Trek coat-tail riding science fiction franchise that premiered in Spring 1977.

The original Star Wars films were the best.

Author: locutusofdouche http://star-wars.urbanup.com/4710710
36. (star wars) (30↑, 44↓)
Star Wars is [the shit].

"Have you ever seen the shit?" -"Oh you mean Star Wars?" "Yeh" -"I saw that shit last night\! Its the shit\!\!"

37. (star wars) (23↑, 38↓)
movies that have become not only movies but a way of life the new star wars movies have shattered the hearts of many long-time star wars fans (including myself)forever with its terrible acting and corny lines such as: Darth Vader:NNNOOOOOOOOOO\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Darth Vader (Old Star Wars): I AM ur father\! Darth Vader (New Star Wars): NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\!\!\!\!\!\!

38. (star wars) (17↑, 49↓)
A sci-fi triller about anakin,luc skywalker and some other sci-fi characters...like yoda or jaba hat...

I like jaba hat's hat...its soooogreeeeeeen... I like this film...sttaaar wars...star wars...

39. (Star Wars) (21↑, 54↓)
A gay term used when two gay people go into a dark closet and put on glow-in-the-dark condoms on and one hits their dick against the other guys dick like a star wars lightsaber battle... just in a different way.

Dude, those fags over there are gunna go play star wars at their house.

Author: Some_Unknown_Guy http://star-wars.urbanup.com/2703586
40. (star wars) (8↑, 41↓)
1. Star wars was the cause of men all over the nation to become celibate, not by coice. It is said that George Lucas began a monstrous crusade to discontinue the entire human race from reproducing, thus stopping the reproduction of mankind. 2. One of the things a boyfriend will love more than his girlfriend, etc boyfriend. 3. The dawning of all eternal hell fire.

1. Girl: Hey do you want to come over to my house tonight, my parents arent home? Male: No, i have to bid on a limited edition luke sky walker light saber and re-arrange my miniature star wars 2 figurines. Girl: I never knew you were a devout catholic\! 2. Refer to example prior. 3. Over a hundred geeks/nerds/etc stood inline for the newest star wars movie causing the deterioration of the organic balance in carbon dioxide to grealy increase at that central position of all of the homosexual/chaste beings to greatly diminish the oxygen levels in the surrounding areas, George Lucas knew it all would happen.

Author: porch monkey for life http://star-wars.urbanup.com/2191614
41. (star wars) (33↑, 67↓)
Little men in white suits, whacking their heads on doors.

Oh man I lurve the Star wars

Author: Matress_of_evil http://star-wars.urbanup.com/1013711
42. (Star Wars) (20↑, 55↓)
One of the world's greatest sagas. It has many ugly scenes.Obviously. Darth Vader thinks he's all that but he is a pile of useless junk at the end, a black guy who wore his mask for 10 yrs. or so becomes white. Yeesch. I still like sw anyhow.

Darth Vader:I am your father. Luke:No, you couldn't be\! Darth Vader: Take off my mask and see. Example2: Darth Vader:i am your father. Luke:uhuh. Vader:uhu Luke fine be a liar.

43. (star wars) (26↑, 61↓)
A wonderful epic story that has been ruined by two generations of hopeless losers for whom the line between fantasy and reality is irrevocably blurred. See also [geek], [social dysfunction], and [too much free time].

Star Wars was cool until the freaks started dressing up and standing outside movie theaters for a month\!

44. (Star Wars) (35↑, 71↓)
Popular fantasy franchise masquerading as science fiction. Features archaic and unrealistic political structures (Monarchies, empires) for galaxy-spanning civilisations. Technology includes armoured vehicles that would get seriously pwned by 21st century human technology, spacecraft with hideously under-powered and and low-range weapons (Even WWII battleships fought at greater ranges\!) Small arms no self-repecting soldier would be found dead with (Low powered blasters that fire 'laser' bolts that fly as fast as arrows, no decent kinetic weapons like assault rifles, railguns and gauss guns) Completely unrealistic 'force' powers (Hence fantasy not sci-fi) Superweapons that have to be the size of small moons in order to destroy planets (Ever heard of anti-matter?) And basically an overall grip of the realities of science, sociology and biology (Humanoid aliens are present - Star Trek is the worse offender for this though) that's as shaky as his Holiness the Pope. And he's pretty shaky.

The Star Wars films are fun to watch, but don't fool yourself into thinking it's sci-fi.

45. (Star Wars) (19↑, 61↓)
A word that you utter from behind someone to see if they turn around. Those who turn around are prone to mocking.

"Star Wars\! Haaa, ya looked\! What a chump\!"

Author: bastardized bottomburp http://star-wars.urbanup.com/161839
46. (Star Wars) (16↑, 59↓)
A rip-off? How the hell are they similar? They both have their own places in history, and the sooner people quit fighting about their respective favorite stories, the sooner we can build a decent future\!

Star Wars is but one path to enlightenment....others find it through Star Trek.

47. (Star Wars) (28↑, 72↓)
Anal intercourse. Comes from the sound Chewbacca makes being associated with the pain of anal intercourse.

I love starwars\! Are you going to the Star Wars premiere? Not untill I get some star wars.

48. (star wars) (21↑, 65↓)
Quickest way to get a [nerdgasm]

Nerdy kid to friend: Yea, I wanted to crank one out after school yesterday, but my mom was home so I watched Star Wars instead.

Author: Jaded Mercenary http://star-wars.urbanup.com/1109027
49. (Star Wars) (21↑, 66↓)
ok this is the best definition youll find for star wars, it is a story veiwed through the eyes of a droid called R2-D2 the whole story is basically surrounded by him through his eyes. it was possibly the best movie series ever made by George Lucas and has over a Kagillion friggen books that ive read\! HAHAH IVE READ THEM ALL\!\!\! star wars universe started back when the old tribals found out space travel and had goverend over liek the empire 1ce did. then the jedi order was made and they helped abolish this old advarsary, then Exar Kun the first Sith Lord ever started up the sith order and tons of people flocked to become a sith but alas, the sith became too powerful, each lord plotted against the next and they killed them selves off. then one of the smarter sith lords devised a plan only two at a time which is what initially started Star Wars episode 1, you all know it from there unless of course you've never read the New Jedi Order.

ok i know everything about star wars I RIVAL GEORGE LUCAS\!\! HAHAHAHAHA

50. (Star Wars) (18↑, 66↓)
the best movies ever made.. well only the first 3 the episodes sucked major ass. the only super si-fi films you can watch with out being a dork/nerd/geek

i just saw the empire striks back.. and i makes me feel like watching one of the episodes.. nahh.

51. (Star Wars) (11↑, 62↓)
The second greatest science fiction series of all time next to Space Cadets.

Jedi Bites is the greatest Star Wars site ever\! See Also: JediBites, Space Cadets

52. (Star Wars) (47↑, 108↓)
All the actors were not that good this is who should have played in that movie. Darth Vader-Snoop Dogg Luke Skywalker-Arnold Swatzernegger r2-d2-Wee-Man c3po-Andy Dick Boba Fett: Jean Claud-vann damm (He instead of fighting luke skywalker steals jabbas crack stash) Princess Leia: Jenna Jameson Han Solo: Vin diesal Lando: DMX

Star wars is no longer geeky

53. (Star Wars) (26↑, 89↓)
One of the most flawed films ever created by the likes of an incompetent man. Star wars is not a science fictions show because of all the technical inacuracies and the utter lack of detail and imposibility of its existance. Furthermore, its central theme, aside from the obviouse story line, is that the life of one individual, more or less born to a "noble" family, is worth any price, even the lives of billions.

The epic story of Star Wars is one that blatently points out Lucas' view on society. The life of one man, Skywalker, is worth the murder of billions of people and the destruction of entire planets. Furthermore, he is redeemed, completely, by thesaving of his son.

54. (Star Wars) (27↑, 100↓)
A racial story about a white family in the galaxy taking control of the galactic senate, including only two main black characters, Anakin Skywalker becomes the most powerful Jedi/Sith in the galaxy and takes over. His son comes up to dethrone him.

Mace Windu-Black- Dies Lando Calrissian- has minor part All the racism in the saga..... But maybe the best film saga ever

55. (Star Wars) (37↑, 112↓)
Run of the mill movie in 70's with good special effects but awful dialogue. Has grown to include 5 other special effects laden movies that lack plot lines, actors of merit, and of course dialogue that is at less than a first-grade level. Makes so much money because fans decide to see movies at least 10 times. Also fans will camp-out movie theaters for weeks on end to just get tickets. Now with "episodes" for each of these movies.

I missed Star Wars epiosde \#, what did I miss? Bad acting, bad dialogue, and yoda.

Author: Chris Behringer http://star-wars.urbanup.com/133549
56. (Star Wars) (26↑, 114↓)
A sterile, black and white impersonal galactic war story centered around Anakin Skywalker and his family. Caters to lifeless dorks with bad vision. Involves lightsabers and men in cloaks with rat tails.

"I have no idea why I've spent 20 years of my life following the story of a beeping trashcan and a homosexual, gold-plated Jeeves."

57. (Star Wars) (32↑, 132↓)
An excuse for a bunch of lonely people to run around in costumes and play with swords.They stupidly think that they have some type of force with them. They quit their jobs to line up for several days to watch some stupid movie that lasts for like 2 hours. Also see trekkies.

(Normal kid) So what do you want to do today? (Weird kid) I have the force, I must put on make-up and a costume and parade around the street like a fool. Maybe one day I too can find out who my father is.

58. (Star Wars) (22↑, 126↓)
Star Wars, soething I think is for nerds. An epic adventure through Space? Briliant, or f****ed up?

"I think star wars is dumb sally", I said

Author: jfkdlsfkaslf;as http://star-wars.urbanup.com/1323230
59. (star wars) (32↑, 147↓)
movie that unemployed losers that live in their parent's basements can quote perfectly, watch constantly, buy the special edition DVDs just so they can see the 10 hours of bonus features, and actually wait in line for an insane amount of time to be first

"i love star wars" "so in other words....you're an unemployed losers that live in their parent's basements can quote perfectly, watch constantly, buy the special edition DVDs just so they can see the 10 hours of bonus features, and actually wait in line for an insane amount of time to be first"

60. (star wars) (35↑, 154↓)
A film, and not a particularly good one - AND THAT'S IT\! Move on with your lives, stop discussing hidden meanings, and realise you've wasted your life.

Return of the Jedi wasn't as good as the first one. The Phantom Menace wasn't as good as the first one. Attack of the Clones wasn't as good as the first one. Revenge of the Sith will be great\!\!\!

61. (Star Wars) (35↑, 181↓)
A stupid science fiction franchise. Most of the stuff in it is pretty lame, particularly the technology. The stormtrooper blaster from the orginal films were simply Sterling L7A1 submachineguns that had a bunch of shit strapped onto them, although you can still tell it was a Sterling if you saw the Sterling first. And Han Solo's blaster pistol is a Mauser Military pistol w/ a bunch of shit strapped onto it. The jedi are pretty lame too. at least the sith can shoot streams of lightning from their hands.

List of people who can kill jedi's pretty quickly: Kazuo Kiriyama from [Battle Royale] [Max Payne] The guy you play as in Red Faction Pretty much any person with a gun that shoots bullets instead of beams

62. (star wars) (48↑, 196↓)
one of the most overrated films of all time. in fact the scene with laya and jabba the hut gave me an inny and cancer in my ovaries and vas deferens.

star wars sucks fat hairy cock

Author: haywood jablomi http://star-wars.urbanup.com/1104346
63. (star wars) (34↑, 209↓)
the biggest piece of overrated nerd-crap ever invented, which is responsible for all these nerds in the world today. Also Star Trek is the crappier version, which is even worse. Star Wars isnt cool, its gay

Nerd, faggot, gay motherfucker: Hey Super thug gangsta... u wanna watch sum STAR WARS WITH HAN SOLO AND LUKE ASS-STALKER\!\! Super Thug Gangsta: WTF MO FUCKAAA\!\!\! *caps the nerd*

64. (Star Wars) (56↑, 240↓)
Crap show for nerds, geeks and other freaks.

Hey I'm a 40 year old virgin living in my parents basement, I'm going to watch Star Wars all day today\!

65. (Star Wars) (45↑, 243↓)
an effed up show about nothing

monkey bone

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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